I #obviously need to have #black #hair … #sorrymom #blackhair #bangs #blueeyes #pale

I #obviously need to have #black #hair … #sorrymom #blackhair #bangs #blueeyes #pale


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the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

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Woo her. Admire her. Make her feel like she’s the most sublime creature on Earth. ~Gomez Addams #relationshipgoals #goals #morticia #gomez #addams #theaddamsfamily #theaddamsfamilyvalues #admire #sublime #creature

Woo her. Admire her. Make her feel like she’s the most sublime creature on Earth. ~Gomez Addams #relationshipgoals #goals #morticia #gomez #addams #theaddamsfamily #theaddamsfamilyvalues #admire #sublime #creature


arkhamboundz:

hitlersasshole:

lroninfidel:


Male fox reacting to seeing a female fox.

"wOAH shit she’s hot"

RING DING DING DING RING DING

arkhamboundz:

hitlersasshole:

lroninfidel:

Male fox reacting to seeing a female fox.

"wOAH shit she’s hot"

RING DING DING DING RING DING

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princcss:

penis-hunger-games:

veganerdgirl:

stopbeingadipwad:

youlovelucie:

homwrecker:

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”

I didn’t even know my own vagina did that

When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear. 

reblogging for above comment.

 

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Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via gretzky)

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

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wnderlst:

Hallstatt, Austria | Fivos Salahas

wnderlst:

Hallstatt, Austria | Fivos Salahas

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